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At one end of our back deck we have a huge Holly bush, roughly
ten feet tall, and I am the one who usually trims it. I can reach a great deal
of it from the ground and roughly three-quarters of the top from the deck but
need a ladder to completely trim to top of Holly. Last weekend, I hauled a
ladder from the garage and set it up alongside the Holly bush, and then called
Carlos, who was edging the lawn along the fence line, to come hold the ladder
while I finished my job. Afterwards, he went back to his mowing while I carted the
ladder back into the garage and then mowed the back lawn and cleaned up some
other shrubbery that needed a cut. Later, I was in the office and Carlos came back and said:
We did some inside housework, and then I cooked dinner and
after that I was back in the office doing some more paperwork when Carlos
appeared in the doorway and said:
Groundhogging, I think. |
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This Tuxedo Memory—with a little help from MaxGoldberg and
Consuelo—is from August 2015:
Poor Consuelo, left alone there on the side of the bed with
no cat cuddling her. |
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The transcript of an FBI interview made public last week
details how Walt Nauta, an aide to Hair Furor, characterized what was the boxes
of documents found at Mar-Illegal: News clippings, hairspray, and shampoo. Seriously. Boxes of news clippings, hairspray, and shampoo
in the bathrooms, the ballroom and under the pool. |
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In January 2018, when reports first surfaced that her
husband had paid off a porn star for sex, Melanie was furious, and jetted off to
Palm Beach, leaving her cheating bastard of a husband in DC. And now that the criminal
trial against Hair Furor has started, Melanie has not appeared with her
cheating bastard of a husband in court; she has privately said this case is
“his problem” and not hers, but also claims the case is election interference. I wonder how she’ll feel when Stormy testifies to having sex
with Hair Furor, all the gory, orange, mushroom sized details of it all. There isn’t a jet that can take her far enough away. |
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Former congressman Madison Cawthorn reportedly crashed his
vehicle into a Florida Highway Patrol cruiser on Monday; Alethea Shapiro shared
on X that she was driving on I-75 at around 4:30 PM when a black sports car
began tailgating her: “I ignored it, assuming the person would go around me if they were so impatient, [but] when they didn’t I just decided to change lanes so I didn’t have to stress it.” Minutes later, when traffic came to a standstill, she says that
same vehicle ran into an FHP cruiser; FHP spokesperson Greg Bueno confirmed
that a patrol vehicle was rear-ended by a car driven by a 28-year-old man from
Cape Coral; public records show Cawthorn lives in Cape Coral. The story doesn’t mean much since Cawthorn is a nobody once
again, but after that video of his nekkid fun times with his male cousin or
friend made the rounds last year, the headline: Madison Cawthorn Rear-Ends Florida Police Officer … took on a whole new meaning. |
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For the second day this week, Mr-Former-Fake-One-Term-Twice-Impeached-Currently-Four-Time-Criminally-Indicted-Not-My-President-Gurl fell sleep in court; CNN contributor
Norm Eisen tweeted: “[Thing 45] is asleep again.” After Maggie Haberman’s reporting for The New York
Times about Napping Donald became a huge source for mockery from
the media and from the Biden campaign, Hair Furor was pissy about the
coverage and Haberman says he “glared” at her in court. Well, at least he was awake. |
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I am heartbroken, heartbroken, I say to learn that "The
Golden Bachelor" couple Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist are getting
divorced after three months of marriage. Who ever thought you could meet twenty-plus women, date most
of them, schtup a few, fall in love with a couple, pick one of those and get
married all in the space of a few months and that it wouldn’t last? I mean, besides me? |
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This is Mark Romain, openly gay male dancer at RuPaul’s Las Vegas Drag Show, and one of the men chosen to receive a drag queen makeover on this season’s Drag Race. Hot and sexy and gay, but Would You Hit it?  |
